I admit I’ve published some strange posts in the year that my blog’s been up, but I can’t take credit for this one. Imagine my surprise when I logged into the admin side of my website on Saturday morning. Of course that was nothing compared to the shock of getting a phone call from the local FBI office on Sunday morning, the agent informing me that my blog had been temporarily taken over by a roving crew of Japanese dognappers known internationally as (roughly translated) “Domination.”
The good news for me is that it’s a case of mistaken identity. I’ve regained control of my website and the dog pictured above isn’t mine. The bad news for Bryan Hilson of Willoughby, Ohio is that “Crumbles” is now at the mercy of a group of “psychotically bored Japanese miscreants” who want 1000 US dollars for his safe return. I wasn’t able to get much more information out of the FBI agent I spoke to, other than they are trying to connect the other Bryan Hilson with Domination’s spokesperson, and that Willoughby, OH is known as the Courtesy City.
In the meantime, I was thinking about kicking in a few bucks to help Bryan save Crumbles. Or, at the very least, sending him some good thoughts. Anyone else interested? Leave a comment with whatever you’ve got. Thanks.
First, get youself big pan. Bigger than they sell. Big enough for stripper. Next get self two pounds butter. Use one pound grease pan. Use other pound for mashed yams (see next recipe). Put Crumbles in pan. Heat fire pit four hundred degree. Cook Crumbles till finish. Serve with store bought pie.
I admit I’ve published some strange posts in the year that my blog’s been up, but I can’t take credit for this one. Imagine my surprise when I logged into the admin side of my website on Saturday morning. Of course that was nothing compared to the shock of getting a phone call from the local FBI office on Sunday morning, the agent informing me that my blog had been temporarily taken over by a roving crew of Japanese dognappers known internationally as (roughly translated) “Domination.”
The good news for me is that it’s a case of mistaken identity. I’ve regained control of my website and the dog pictured above isn’t mine. The bad news for Bryan Hilson of Willoughby, Ohio is that “Crumbles” is now at the mercy of a group of “psychotically bored Japanese miscreants” who want 1000 US dollars for his safe return. I wasn’t able to get much more information out of the FBI agent I spoke to, other than they are trying to connect the other Bryan Hilson with Domination’s spokesperson, and that Willoughby, OH is known as the Courtesy City.
In the meantime, I was thinking about kicking in a few bucks to help Bryan save Crumbles. Or, at the very least, sending him some good thoughts. Anyone else interested? Leave a comment with whatever you’ve got. Thanks.
Crumbles Pie Recipe
First, get youself big pan. Bigger than they sell. Big enough for stripper. Next get self two pounds butter. Use one pound grease pan. Use other pound for mashed yams (see next recipe). Put Crumbles in pan. Heat fire pit four hundred degree. Cook Crumbles till finish. Serve with store bought pie.
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