Hello there, welcome! Are you here for a momentary escape from the dark headlines and talking heads clouding the news? In search of a little frivolity, especially now that we’re officially into Spring? Well, it’s my hope that this blog can provide you a tiny respite from the events of the day pressing down on you.

It’s actually kind of fortuitous, you dropping in here to distract yourself with something light and fluffy, because I have just the thing for you to while away this carefree moment.

And, at the same time, to do me a solid.

I don’t know which of these lambs to slaughter for the family Easter dinner this year. I’m hosting for the first time, it’s a lot of pressure, I’ve got to do this right. They all look delicious, but I could really use the help. Is it A, B, or C?

A) Mr. Bickers

Photo by Kevan Law

B) Lazy Rita

Photo by Donald McLeod

C) Maurice Duncan Goolsbee

Photo by Carly & Art

Please write your vote in the comments section. Who gets to suck from the “special nub,” A, B, or C? Thanks a ton, everybody!