So yeah I decided to ease into the early new year on social media and offer this opening slot to a guest poster. Please welcome friend of the blog, January 31, 2016!

Image by Viscious-Speed

Hey everybody, January 31, 2016 here, just checking in a few days early to say I hope you can all make it to me this Sunday. Here are just some of the incredible things I’ve got planned:

YOU KNOW: births, deaths, truths, lies, connection, confusion, celebration, despair, war, peace, ignorance, tolerance, greed, generosity

JOINED BY: seeds planted, secrets plundered, circles widened, doors closed, genders dissed, genders switched, high-fives left hanging, hugs held too long

ALSO LIKELY TO APPEAR: moral victories, mores abused, stolen bliss, blinkers mostly unused, burgers with tomatoes on them that weren’t supposed to, sentences ending with prepositions, sentences unspoken, sentences served

SPECIAL GUESTS: callused hands, blood vessels burst, honest dollars earned, fingers never worked, glances, sighs, abandoned shoes, justice, fraud, love in the afternoon

WINNER OF THE 1/31/16 PREMONITION AWARD: Narkeet Awljara of Jakarta, Indonesia…you will not ride the 4:15 today…you’ll take the 5:15, thank you very much…