Fall is coming! It’s time to get serious!

Silly? Us? Sneering cuss?

Ser-i-ous. Come on now, adopt a more solemn tone.

Co-opt a boar’s slalom pose?

No. Act your age not your shoe size.

Snack for daze, snot or glue pies?

I’m not doing this.

Mimes plot drooling diss.

Just once! Just once ping Normal!

……..

Thank you.

Pus Funds Spring Formal.

Oh my god. Please, I’m begging you.

Sleeves my leggings rue.

That’s it! I’m done! I’m leaving!

Heaving?

LEAVE-ING.

Well.

Now that he’s finally gone, my treatise on Derrida’s theory of deconstruction………