4 thoughts on “And Now A Word From Our (Almost) Sponsor”

  1. Michael Daniel Ho

    I want a few of these trimmers. Are they cheaper by the dozen and do you deliver by drones? BTW, I like to pay in Italian Liras. Still have a few billion of them left over from my trip there last century. Thanks in advance for your assistance.

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    1. Bryan Hilson Post author

      Are you sure you want to try the Nasal Shave? Did you happen to notice the state of the letter? The blood and what-not? I think at this point Blarno will take Liras or chocolate coins or Buffalo nickels. No drones but the CEO will parachute into your front yard with free samples.

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  2. Michael Daniel Ho

    Are those blood stains? I though they were dried up ketchup drips from a Carl’s Jr. hamburger consumed by Paris H. If the CEO will personally deliver the trimmers via Airborne Express, I might even pay him or her in Bitcoins.

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