November 24 – BLACK FRIDAY

November 25 – SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY

November 26 – I HAVE STUFF HOW COME I’M NOT HAPPIER? SUNDAY

November 27 – CYBER MONDAY

November 28 – GIVING TUESDAY

November 29 -THE COSSACKS ARE COMING! WEDNESDAY

November 30 – WHITE-KNUCKLING THE CREDIT CARDS OVER THE MOUTH OF THE SHREDDER THURSDAY

December 1 – EVERYBODY’S GETTING A “BLESS US, EVERY ONE” MEME THIS YEAR VIA TEXT AND THAT’S FRICKING IT FRIDAY