The Greatest Commencement Speech of 2016

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Howard U hosted President Obama and University of Pennsylvania boasted Lin-Manuel Miranda.

But no graduating class of 2016 will quite experience the bounty of inspiration that swept the 300 students departing this year from the Hobart J. Warthong Manhattan Graduate School of Business Ethics.

Last Sunday’s ceremony was highlighted by an uplifting and soul-stirring commencement address by an Epson MX-80 dot matrix printer. Blog correspondent Philangeleo Cubbins (also covering the orange creamsicle wars in the Bronx) crashed the party to capture some audio of the MX-80’s remarks.

Here’s an especially poignant moment:

Oh, and here’s a hilarious yet instructive anecdote:

Ah, but nothing brought the Warthong Class of 2016 to its feet like the MX-80’s rousing conclusion:

Rest assured, America, the future of business ethics has never been brighter!

LA Times Festival of Books!

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It’s April again and that can mean a lot of different things to a lot of different people. My apologies to anyone looking for a post on whether or not creamed honey will finally be classified as an alternative fuel. (You’ll have to wait for my review later this year of the new Nissan Mecha-Grizzly.)

This post is about the 21st Annual LA Times Festival of Books, held last weekend on the beautiful brick and stone USC campus. Saturday was rainy and Sunday was sunny and both days were very well-attended. Here are some of the intriguing things the authors I saw had to say:

“Magical realism reminds us as human beings that there is hope and beauty out there.”

“If you believe along with the narrator that the [fantastical] things happening are true, it’s not magical realism. If you don’t, then it is.”

“Writers are often reacting to things that frustrate them about their other writing.”

“YA [literature] is so wide open. You can go anywhere you want. There’s no box you have to fit into.”

“When people have complimented me on my writing, they said it’s mysterious and cryptic and things are not explained. When people have criticized my writing, they said it’s mysterious and cryptic and things are not explained.”

“What’s cool about art is the exceptions.”

“I don’t really care what genre means. The work can take care of itself.”

“When you begin a novel you feel like a bit of a fraud. The more you do it the more faith you have in the viability of the world you’re creating.”

“I think about readers after the fact. It’s not what drives me to do the work. I don’t think it’s healthy to think about it.”

“Fiction, art, always has to be life plus.”

“Donald Trump is able to go for the jugular. It’s like he stole Jeb Bush’s lunch money, threw his shoes up on top of the school, and Jeb couldn’t handle it.”

“Disney told me, ‘We want a thriller, but nothing bad can happen.’ ”

“What’s special about this story? If I can’t find it, I don’t write it.”

“There’s no ‘Red Weddings’ in Middle Grade.”

“My narrator is the crotchety old man who lives inside of me.”

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“Very rarely will someone buy your intentions. Finish the book.”

“The anxiety of not knowing where I’m going in a story is what drives me.”

“I wrote this [middle grade] book as a YA novel, but it’s not. My editor pointed this out to me.”

“Wonder isn’t about finding answers; it’s about being comfortable with the questions.”

“There are as many ways to be dead as there are to be alive.”

“Teenagers: Maximum personal responsibility with absolutely no personal power.”

“Some 17-year-olds are 13 in their heads and some 17-year-olds are 25 in their heads. And they have to hang out together.”

“The only thing worse than writing is not writing.”

“Every first draft I go through this question: ‘I don’t know how to do this.’ ”

“If you’re a young person and you have the choice between writing and having an experience, have the experience.”

WHO SAID THIS STUFF (in order): Sean McGinty, Shaun David Hutchinson, Peter Rock, McGinty, Rock, McGinty, Patrick DeWitt, Karl Taro Greenfeld, DeWitt, Greenfeld, Dee Dee Myers, Ridley Pearson, Soman Chainani, M.A. Larson, Tahereh Mafi, Larson, Chainani, Mafi, Leigh Ann Henion, Claire Bidwell Smith, Jeff Garvin, Jesse Andrews, Garvin, Don Calame, Aaron Hartzler

What Are You Reading?

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Spring is here again, and there’s no better way to celebrate than by digging out that old bunny costume from underneath your bed and walking the streets in it smoking a carrot and handing out to random passersby plastic eggs with cryptic messages inside like “Why does Dolly always get to lick the spines on brackish mackerel night?”

Hmmm…not sure where that…

Hey, what’s the SECOND best way to celebrate Spring?

By reading a good book outdoors, of course.

Here’s what I’ve been reading recently under the emergent sun: the stunning allegorical YA novel Challenger Deep, by Neal Shusterman, about a teen’s battle with mental illness; Purity by Jonathan Franzen, about a millennial’s search for herself and her parents’ true identities in a hyper-connected world; and Nothing to Envy, by Barbara Demick, about successful defectors from North Korea who survived its brutal famine of the mid to late 1990’s.

So that’s me, what have YOU been reading these days?

January 31, 2016 Just Checking In

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So yeah I decided to ease into the early new year on social media and offer this opening slot to a guest poster. Please welcome friend of the blog, January 31, 2016!

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Hey everybody, January 31, 2016 here, just checking in a few days early to say I hope you can all make it to me this Sunday. Here are just some of the incredible things I’ve got planned:

YOU KNOW: births, deaths, truths, lies, connection, confusion, celebration, despair, war, peace, ignorance, tolerance, greed, generosity

JOINED BY: seeds planted, secrets plundered, circles widened, doors closed, genders dissed, genders switched, high-fives left hanging, hugs held too long

ALSO LIKELY TO APPEAR: moral victories, mores abused, stolen bliss, blinkers mostly unused, burgers with tomatoes on them that weren’t supposed to, sentences ending with prepositions, sentences unspoken, sentences served

SPECIAL GUESTS: callused hands, blood vessels burst, honest dollars earned, fingers never worked, glances, sighs, abandoned shoes, justice, fraud, love in the afternoon

WINNER OF THE 1/31/16 PREMONITION AWARD: Narkeet Awljara of Jakarta, Indonesia…you will not ride the 4:15 today…you’ll take the 5:15, thank you very much…

Witch and Warlock – A Short Story’s Final Installment

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You can read the previous installments here, here, and here.

WITCH AND WARLOCK (CONCLUDED)

Ruffies. It had ended there. The store at the opposite end of the mall, the other-side-of-the-tracks end of the mall. The bastard child to Morechant’s prodigal son. Everything was cheaper and uglier at Ruffies. But that wasn’t why they’d preyed there; Peter was hoping as much as he was certain of it. It couldn’t have been classist he’d been raised by a single mother. It’d been maybe more depressing than that. Witch. Right, Witch had access to a janitor’s closet on Ruffies’ basement level. She’d been there before; many times, Peter feared. He couldn’t—well somehow she’d been given or had gotten a key, and that was where they’d fled after Warlock snipped some hairs from a baby in a stroller while Witch distracted its mom. Food processors. God the stupid details he’d hung onto! Not whether the baby had cried or how its stolen hairs felt in his hand. Not how the janitor’s closet smelled. Just that they’d made it there without getting caught and Witch’s dumb questions about a Cuisinart.

There’d been a ritual. That wasn’t a stupid detail, although Peter remembered fighting the almost automatic snickering teenage response to how ceremonial and mannered Witch was in laying the food tray on the floor just so, and then the laminated directory on the tray, and then the compact on top of the directory. How solemnly she’d asked Warlock to sprinkle the hairs on—an entire line popped into his head: on this unholy table set for the dark ones to feast, the seasoning, an innocent’s follicle sacrifice. He wasn’t sure if she’d said exactly that. It was something similar, though, and she’d been mad at him, that he did remember. The look on her face. Or disappointed. Right. That her warlock had come this far only to show her he was just a typical thirteen-year-old goof. But Warlock hadn’t laughed; Peter wasn’t too drunk to call this criticism unfair. God damn it he’d sprinkled the hairs on that unholy table. God damn it with the proper fervency demanded of—he reached for another roll and touched nothing but moist cloth.

Oh god damn it.

Peter was reminded he had a heart. It was in a race with his mind and they both crossed the finish line at him opening his hand in the janitor’s closet and realizing that somewhere along the way he’d lost the baby hairs. Witch was trying to keep it together, her first curse, there were bound to be hiccups, but she’d said they couldn’t go back out there, mall security was probably looking for them, and she was looking at Warlock like suddenly silver lining to his being a total failure he’ll make a nice feast for the dark forces. Peter was already clutching the spot on his head before he saw it in his mind’s eye, Witch snatching at his hair and in response to his emasculated “Hey!” telling him what did he expect she wasn’t the innocent she was a witch for antichrist’s sake. In retrospect his pinched hairs did a terrible thing: separating and falling singly, slow motion, as if he were watching individual salt granules season a piece of meat. In this ritual he’d been the flavor for an unholy meal, over which she had chanted and waved and beseeched that an eternity of misery and despair be brought down upon Flagfield Mall and its ugly, prejudiced tenants.

Peter came out of his mind and back to the restaurant again, fighting the almost automatic middle age response. What was that anymore? Resignation? Her dark forces had gorged, but the mall had thrived. Morechant’s was still in business and he’d been in Ruffies just the other day returning a humidifier for his mother. Witch had used his hair. An innocent mistake. He was grinning. Somehow she’d cursed him instead. He was the miserable one; the despairing.

“You probably thought I’d forgotten you.”

Peter nearly screamed. She was back too; she was back too. He’d never seen her coming. He forced himself to stay calm. It helped that she moved tentatively in sitting down at the table. As if she were sneaking into somebody else’s seat, he thought.

“I can’t, I can’t believe it,” he said. “After all this time.”

“I know, my bad,” she said. “Not how I wanted things to go, believe me. Thanks for not bailing I was so oh my god you ended up with all my crap.”

She laughed self-consciously and scooped up her purse and her compact, and for a moment was confused about what to do before laying it all at the foot of her chair. Warlock wondered if Witch hadn’t also cursed herself that day. He was happy she hadn’t lost her heart-shaped face.

“Gabby,” he said.

He sounded more relieved than happy. Yeah. This was his automatic response. Relief. She’d absolutely cursed him.

“It’s Allie,” she said.

“Oh. Sorry.” He must have heard her wrong in Morechant’s. Or misremembered. Well, Jesus, how many details was he supposed to remember from thirty years ago?

“No, don’t,” she said. “You’re the good guy, Peter, I’m the one who messed up. I’m the jerk.”

“Oh,” he said.

It came out like a quiet moan. Something was clenching at him from the inside. A misgiving like a raptor digging for purchase, a firmer grip. Baring down to assess a threat. He’d wondered what she was really doing here.

“I have to make things right,” she said.

Peter heard his heart and he didn’t like his odds. He’d had too much wine, too much bread. He was vulnerable. It’s what she wanted. She’d been watching him the whole time again. And now she was back. Back to lift the curse. She’d set the very course of his life she couldn’t just show up and reverse its direction, take everything away from him. He wasn’t thirteen anymore. No more because she asked him to. This was a relief. His whole life since then had been a huge god damn relief. He wasn’t even out of the restaurant when his mother answered on the first ring.

Witch and Warlock – A Short Story’s Third Installment

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To read the first and second installments, click here and here.

WITCH AND WARLOCK (CONTINUED)

It was fucking funny, he thought. She’d seen him watching her after negotiations had broken down at the Estee Lauder counter. Cornered him near the watches and that’s when they’d officially met and he’d learned she was walking the mall trying to get a job for the summer because she needed money to “pay off a loan” and that no one would hire her because she wasn’t sixteen. So she wanted to buy some blush to help her pass for older, but she couldn’t afford it and the saleswoman wouldn’t give her a break. He remembered he’d offered immediately to ask his mother for the money and would lie to her about what it was for, he was Peter of the Engorged Loins after all. The girl, Gabby, Witch, she’d said that it was too late she’d already decided to put a curse on Morechant’s, the food court, the entire fricking mall, and once a witch had declared her intentions she couldn’t go back on them lest she wanted to be cast out of her witch’s organization. Which by the way was the Wretched Order of Flagfield Witches. Of which she was the founding member, its sole member actually, so technically she could have flouted the rules without fear of expulsion, but what a terrible example to set for future members of the order, right? Its CEO incapable of following through on one of the most basic principles of witchcraft? So she was moving forward and the first step was stealing the blush—all of the ritual implements would have to be stolen for the curse to work properly. The thing was, this being her first curse, she could really use a warlock’s help. Would he be her warlock?

The specificity of the memory startled him out of it. He felt flush and a little disoriented and half-expected everyone in the restaurant to be staring at him. To his mild disappointment the restaurant was oblivious, carrying on just fine without him. Peter took another roll, disavowed the narcissism he’d inherited from his mother, and wondered where in his mind that girl had been hiding the last three decades. Maybe he’d reflected on her in the immediate days and months and even a few years afterward, but she hadn’t become his friend let alone his girlfriend, they hadn’t seen each other again. She’d been buried under by the layers of his subsequent life and like the videotapes he used thirty years ago to record soap operas on top of soap operas the resolution of the image suffered badly. He wasn’t surprised now that she was reappearing for him that she’d never completely faded. She’d made her mark, beyond the pantsuit and the physical details Peter back in his head was bringing into sharper focus: her heart-shaped face and freckles and braided bun and determined eyes—he realized she’d essentially asked him out on a date. His first ever real date. Aiding and abetting a self-proclaimed witch in putting a curse on the Flagfield Mall. Of course he’d said yes. Because she was different and serious and confident and his mother would have hated her, and, if he was being completely honest, because she was a girl and she’d asked him. Peter reflexively sipped some wine through the bemused opening in his mouth. He would have called her Witch and answered to Warlock as long as she wanted.

He’d had only a fuzzy notion of what a warlock actually was. He figured she must have been counting on that, that “hot witch’s henchman” would sound too appealing to a thirteen-year-old dork he wouldn’t question it. She was a girl and she’d asked me to. The “Pink Kiss” to represent Morechant’s Department Store. The food tray the food court. The info booth’s laminated store directory for the mall entire. Yes, the implements. For the “cursing ritual.” It was all just so ridiculous and yet Peter couldn’t help but marvel at the balls he’d had back then. He quickly caught himself. Really, he was proud of that? Had it been so hard to steal those things? He felt old suddenly, and vicarious. Another case of misplaced pride. Another trait he’d inherited from his—no, there was an implement missing; he was forgetting something big. He wasn’t so arrogant that he—

“Blood of an innocent,” he said. That was it. He almost pumped his fist in his air.

Witch had said that. Jesus, was he really going to call her Witch? Fuck it, he was having fun with this. Witch had said they needed the blood of an innocent to appease the dark forces or whatever, the term she’d used eluded him—they were the International Olympic Committee of Curses that needed its collective palm greased before they’d allow the curse to be cast. Peter—Warlock—he could hear his younger self asking her and sounding so cringingly wide-eyed, like you mean a baby’s blood? And like all of its blood? They hadn’t, had they? Draining a baby of its blood was not something Warlock—Peter—would have forgotten, no matter all the intervening years and bad dates and chicken salad sandwiches with his mother. No they’d had to compromise and he wanted to believe it was because of the logistical nightmare draining a baby’s blood at the Flagfield Mall presented. More likely Witch had sized him up, the limitations of his warlockian capabilities, and immediately downgraded blood-draining to plucking a few innocent hairs. The wine was getting to him again. Warlock could get very self-critical when he was drunk. Another black hole to suck a relationship into. He pushed himself to stay with the right memory. Ruffies. It had ended there. The store at the opposite end of the mall, the other-side-of-the-tracks end of the mall. The bastard child to Morechant’s prodigal son. Everything was cheaper and uglier at Ruffies. But that wasn’t why they’d preyed there; Peter was hoping as much as he was certain of it. It couldn’t have been classist he’d been raised by a single mother. It’d been maybe more depressing than that. Witch. Right, Witch had access to a janitor’s closet on Ruffies’ basement level. She’d been there before; many times, Peter feared.

Witch and Warlock – A Short Story’s Second Installment

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WITCH AND WARLOCK (CONTINUED)

A gold case, Allison Downer’s compact, he’d forgotten the maître d had left it on the table next to her purse. Peter thought he should put it away. He didn’t want Allison thinking he’d dug it out of her purse and ending the date because of that. She’d assumed for him the role of guardian, and he was this far in he might as well play it. He took the compact into his hands and was struck by how elegant the logo was: “Estee Lauder” etched in black cursive script across gold plating. It was the wine. Why he gave the logo a second look and why he was curious enough to read the label stickered on the back.

“Pink Kiss,” he said. He said it again.

He wasn’t sure it was the alcohol’s effects why “Pink Kiss” resonated with him, why it seemed to hang in suspended animation in his mind when normally, effortlessly, a million other things would have replaced the cheeky name of a color of a blush of a women’s line of makeup. But here he was, his languid brain suddenly buzzing at attention, straining for context to the exclusion of everything else, like he and the compact case were alone on a stage under a spotlight. The clarity of the object made nothing more concrete than a physical feeling; a spasm in his lower back that settled and split into dual, duller creeping presences, as if emotions were two thieves come to rob him, infiltrating his body and army-crawling around the kidneys into his stomach. He could name them. Shame. Embarrassment. Mild cases, Peter assured himself, considering the “Pink Kiss” details that emerged: cold, brilliant cosmetic counters, Morechant’s Department Store, Flagfield Mall, the risk, the girl. Of course a girl. Always a girl. More and more, he felt, his memory was being reduced to a catalogue of all the stupid shit he’d done to impress the opposite sex.

This time he couldn’t have been older than thirteen, though, and it was a universal truth there was nothing a thirteen-year-old male did that wasn’t stupid. What did it mean that thirty years later he was still—whatever, Peter wanted to stay in the past. He was thirteen, roaming Morechant’s alone. Why? His mother. God damn it. She was paranoid about public dressing rooms so her aggravating shopping habit was to buy all the clothes she thought she might like, try them on at home, and then make a massive return of everything she wasn’t keeping. Somehow Peter could never get out of it, what became an eye-gouging eternity in the Morechant’s returns department in the basement of the store. He must have finally convinced his mother to let him wander. That was right, Peter thought, he’d taken the escalator up to the first floor and that’s where the cosmetic counters were and that’s where he saw her. The girl. She’d stood out to him. Of course she had, she was girl. No, he knew there’d been something else, she hadn’t been obvious. Cute and developed and around his age, yes, all major pluses, but it was coming back to him he’d been more excited about what she was wearing. A pantsuit, like she was some kind of businesswoman, and he thought it might have been a little big on her, and that made her even sexier. She was engaged in a conversation with a saleswoman. She was talking to an adult as if they were both adults. No, it was a negotiation. The girl was driving hard for a discount, he remembered. The “Pink Kiss” blush. The saleswoman had been frowning but she’d also been bending, bending, but no she never broke and the girl’s sullen, sulky departure, although it betrayed her real age, must have set something off in young Peter’s loins, which were just starting to exert their dominance over his brain.

He wasn’t the only one the girl had left hot and flustered. The case holding the “Pink Kiss” was still unlocked when the saleswoman abandoned her post to help customers at a different counter. It was a blur to him now but Peter knew he’d done it; he’d reached over and grabbed the blush right out of the case. And when he turned to look for her—hadn’t she been watching him the whole time? Yeah, the girl had been watching him the whole time from the women’s accessories department. Peter smiled at the thought of that. He’d no longer needed his brain. Fuck shame and embarrassment. It was funny. He was thirteen. She motioned him over and he was on automatic. Of course she did all the talking. What had she even said to him? Peter strained again to dig something up. Maybe a thanks but no thanks you crazy idiot you better put it back, or maybe a what’s your name you dashing scoundrel, here’s my number, call me sometime. Maybe all of those things, but he also felt like it was none of those things. No, there was something else she’d said, he was pretty sure of it. And it was something odd. Gabby. Okay, she’d told him her name, but that wasn’t what was weird.

Peter realized he was gripping hard on his blind date’s compact and he relaxed and returned it to the table and bumped into a basket of bread. The muscles in his gripping hand were sore so he grabbed a roll with the other. He sunk into warm sourdough. Somebody at some point had topped off his wine glass. They were taking pity on him. Don’t call me Gabby. Yes. That was part of what she said; the girl didn’t want Peter to call her by her real name. She didn’t want to know Peter’s real name. That was weird. But what else did she say to him? He drank some wine. Call me Witch. His heart thumped hard against his chest. He remembered thinking, But you’re wearing an oversized pantsuit. Warlock, can I count on you? This made his forehead heat up. In a good way, he thought. He was enjoying the memory. She’d said to call her Witch and that she would call him Warlock. It was funny. Flirty, sort of. It was silly teenage stuff. Will you obtain the “Pink Kiss” for me, Warlock? He took another drink. Did he have it wrong? Wasn’t it his impulsive idea to steal the blush? Had she asked him to do it? Be stupid for her sake? She’d had a plan; Peter was putting together the pieces as fast as they returned to him.

Witch and Warlock – A Short Story in 4 Installments

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FIRST INSTALLMENT

The maître d had misunderstood him. Peter wasn’t annoyed she’d already come and gone before he’d even made it to the restaurant; it was that she’d left and was coming back. That she’d allowed him a blissful moment where the burden of performance had been lifted, as if he’d unshouldered the weighted jogging vest his mother had bought him hoping he’d finally “get serious” about being over forty. Gone was any hope of an idyllic near future: alone in his apartment out of his pants, wallowing in buffalo wings and cowardice, rummaging the DVR backlog for his favorite extreme reality shows, the kind where the host basically has to cannibalize himself to survive the last inhospitable terrains left on the planet.

It was the maître d—Peter’s mother loved hearing there were still places with maître d’s—thinking he was doing anyone but himself a favor, who blocked Peter’s view of his own fantasy by handing him the woman’s purse and relaying her message she had to take care of some urgent business but was committed to their evening, hence the leaving behind of her purse.

Blind dates were their own form of inhospitable terrain, Peter thought.

But he took the purse. He surprised himself. This guy who just a minute ago was the picture of a pantless coward making love to barbecue sauce accepting responsibility for a stranger’s personal property. A stranger who was either a very trusting person or, more likely, too crazy to care. Really, what did he know about this woman? Her name, what she did for a living, a fleeting impression of what she looked like. And her taste in handbags—not the “cargo ships” his mother went for, but a sleeker, red leather square with a flap that clasped in the front like an envelope. That was supposed to clasp. That couldn’t clasp, because the purse was overstuffed and something at the top of the pile inside fell out when he tried to figure out how to hold the thing and still hold on to his masculinity. The maître d smiled dumbly at him, maybe seeing in this situation the makings of something romantic. Probably, Peter thought, vaguely aware he might be projecting, the guy was just happy to have released himself of his obligation to the woman. The maître d did pick up what had fallen, a compact case, and carried it with him as he led Peter to a secluded table in the back corner of the restaurant. An intimately lit, lean enough to lean across to kiss kind of table. Not at all close to the nearest exit. Okay, so the guy was a romantic and she wasn’t a complete stranger, red leather purse owning Allison Dawner, marketing consultant, a strawberry blond? with blue eyes? a friend of a friend of his co-worker. Still, he couldn’t vouch for her sanity.

Like it mattered. He almost laughed out loud. They all went to shit in the end anyway. The blind dates, the Internet dates, the meet-up groups that spun out into dates. Even the dates that turned into longer term relationships. How long had any of those shit storms lasted? He guessed six months was his personal record. At the very least this date was beginning unlike any of the others. The maître d wished him good luck and instructed a busboy to bring out a glass of the house red, compliments of the house. Peter discovered he wasn’t immediately envious of the other couples in the restaurant, the ones who didn’t have to perform for each other. Maybe it was the wine, but tonight felt different. So what, he thought, let it be the wine. He was going to enjoy a fresh beginning before it all went to shit.

His mother used to say relationships were a numbers game. He had to keep trying, every failure brought him that much closer to a success. She’d been saying that since he was in high school and she repeated it every Thursday when they got together for chicken salad sandwiches and a few hands of gin rummy. When he’d turned forty she took a harder line. Like she’d set an alarm when he was born and now it was finally going off. Maybe he wasn’t taking good enough care of himself, or maybe he didn’t understand how to treat a woman. Or god something had happened to alter his brain chemistry. She’d read somewhere that it sometimes happened to men in middle age. Should he be on medication? Should he try some of her medication? Peter did his best to explain to her that it took two people to unravel a relationship and each of his doomed unions had been its own particular mess. The only constant was that they never worked out. He guessed he was just unlucky. And maybe stupid, because he kept at it, kept playing the game, hoping the odds would eventually land in his favor. His mother wasn’t convinced. He’d found a baggie with four of her Lexapro secreted inside a pocket of his jogging vest.

The wine tasted like a dessert topping; what Peter’s brain was turning into. Bad idea drinking on an empty stomach. How many of those dates had ended prematurely? He flagged down a waiter and asked for a basket of bread. He had to stop thinking about his mother. If she was on his mind he’d bring her up and how many of those—what was that?—how many of those—something was catching light, irritating his eye.

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